Lern Chinese In Five Minutes

I think u need a facelift (Chin Tu Fat)

Ar u hiding a fugitive? (Hu Yu Hai Ding?)

See me as soon as possable (Kum Hia Nao)

Stupid Man (Dum Gai)

Small Horse (Tai Ni Po Ni)

Did u go to the beech? (Wai Yu So Tan?)

I bumpd into a coffee tabel (Ai Bang Mai Ni)

It's very dark in heer (Wai So Dim)

Has your flite been delayd? (Hao Long Wei Ting?)

An unauthorized execution (Lin Ching)

I thaut u wer on a diet? (Wai Yu Mun Ching?)

This is a tow away zone (No Pah King)

U ar not very brite (Yu So Dum)

I got this for free (Ai No Pei)

I am not gilty! (Wai Hang Mi?)

Please stay a wile longer (Wai Go Nao?)

Thay hav arived (Hai Dei Kum.)

Stay out of site (Lei Lo)

He's cleening his automobile (Wa Sing Ka)

Your boddy oder is ofensiv (Yu Stin Ki Pu)

Du u kno the lirics tu the Macarena? (Wai Yu Sing Dum Song)

Eet Shit (Moo Kow Dung Chow)

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