A drunken man staggers into a cathlic church and sits down in a

confessional box and says nothing.

The bewilderd priest coughs a few times to atract his atention,

but the man stil says nothing.

The priest then noks on the wall three times in a final atempt to

get the man to speak.

Finally, the drunk replies, "No use nocking man, there's no paper on

this side either".