On their way to get married, a yung couple ar involvd in a fatal

car accident. The couple find themselvs sitting outside the Perly

Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. Wile

waiting, thay begin to wonder: Could thay possably get married in

Heaven? Wen St. Peter shoes up, thay ask him. St. Peter ses, i

dont kno. This is the ferst time enyone has askd. Let me go find

out, and he leevs.

The cuppel sit and wate for an anser. . . . .for a cuppel of

months.

Wile thay wate, thay discuss that IF thay wer alowd to get

married in Heaven, SHOOD thay get married, wat with the eternal

aspect of it all. Wat if it doesnt werk? thay wonderd, ar we

stuk together FOREVER?

After yet another month, St. Peter finaly returns, looking sumwat

bedraggeld. Yes, he informs the cuppel, u CAN get marryd in

Hevven.

Grate! ses the cuppel, But we wer just wundring, wat if things

dont werk out? Cood we aulso get a divorse in Hevven? St. Peter,

red-fased with anger, slams his clipbord ontu the ground.

Wats rong? ask the fritend cuppel. OH, CUM ON!! St. Peter

shouts, It took me three munths tu fynd a preest up heer! Du u hav

ENY idea how long itl take me tu fynd a lawyer?