1.-Perhaps u kno wy women over fifty dont hav babies.  Thay
 would put them down somewhere and forget where thay left them.
 
2.-It's frustrating wen u kno all the ansers and nobody bothers
to ask u the questions.
 
3.-If u can remain calm, u just dont hav all the facts.
 
4.-The real art of conversation is not oanly to say the right thing in the right   
 place, but also to leev unsed the rong thing at the tempting moment.
 
5.-Time may be a grate heeler, but it's also a lousy butician.
 
6.-Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.